15 of the Funniest (and Most Outrageous) TripAdvisor Reviews You’ll Ever Read
Boasting over 200 million traveler reviews and growing, TripAdvisor remains as dynamic as ever, delivering a steady flow of fresh hotel, restaurant, and attraction feedback spanning from Anchorage to Auckland and almost every destination in between.
The platform isn’t only valuable for travelers planning visits to unfamiliar destinations. It also serves—almost covertly—as an excellent hub for amusement. Whether it’s side-splitting one-star critiques of the Taj Mahal or chilling accounts of misfortune from dreadful hotels shared by users (so the rest of us can avoid them), these are some of the most surprising, laugh-out-loud (or downright terrifying) TripAdvisor reviews ever posted.
Seriously, Rosetta Stone. Just lying there like that doesn’t exactly spark enthusiasm in anyone.
2. Is it necessary to revisit the definition of the term “park” again?
This dude clearly had zero interest in Central Park. Not to sound like a smart aleck, but a simple search for “Central Park Helicopter Tour” pulls in over 6 million hits—just saying.
That behavior is totally unprofessional, Goofy! This tourist from Switzerland has less-than-pleasant recollections of her trip to Disney’s Magic Kingdom in Orlando. (And was her choice of words intentional when she said she “bared” it? Or was there a translation mix-up?) By the way—does anybody recall which Epcot buffet served lasagna back in the 1980s? Let’s avoid that dish if we ever time-travel there.
4. Hey, have you been introduced to Las Vegas? She’s a blast, though a bit on the noisy side.
Dancing! Music! In Las Vegas? What are the chances? Reviews on TripAdvisor for Las Vegas hotels, such as this one from the Wynn, are filled with similar comments. No matter what hotels guarantee or their star ratings, the reality is simple: if you’re in Las Vegas hoping for a peaceful night’s rest, steer clear of the Strip—especially on weekends.
5. Can you picture the servers at Peter Luger applauding and belting out “Happy Birthday” to visitors from Indiana? Neither can we.
This unfortunate guest from the Midwest was far from satisfied with the nonexistent birthday perks at one of New York City’s most famously abrupt dining spots—Brooklyn’s Peter Luger. And let’s not forget the shock of encountering steak prepared…the right way…in a steakhouse…. It’s too much to handle.
6. Hmm…sort of like how the Pyramids are simply pyramids?
Everything began so promisingly! We genuinely apologize if you felt that one of the globe’s top tourist spots was a bit too packed. Curious to know how this reviewer might react to Times Square.
7. I’m certain Anne Frank also felt trapped in those cramped quarters, dear.
Let’s check – the house museum where a girl concealed herself inside a wall to evade the Nazis gives visitors a “claustrophobic” sensation. Is that accurate? You really couldn’t invent this!
It’s disappointing when a global marvel fails to meet the expectations of certain travelers from abroad. Similar to others, this reviewer disliked the Taj’s surroundings, almost blaming the monument for Agra’s faded charm. The critique also missed another common complaint: the interior feels dim, eerie, and surprisingly underwhelming compared to its majestic exterior. Then again, isn’t that fitting for a mausoleum?
This man is undoubtedly fond of delivering compliment sandwiches, though admittedly, he might not fully grasp what a day at the beach truly involves. Stay just as you are, stunning Guam shoreline we hope to see one day—despite the excess of sand.
10. You’re aware that in France, the French still insist on speaking French, right?Rude.
First off, “random Australian person”? Absolutely brilliant title. Next, Parisians aren’t obligated to accommodate your complete lack of French. And finally, the system isn’t disorganized at all—the lines are clearly labeled. No fluency needed. Maybe you should schedule an appointment with your eye doctor?
11. The Comical Hotel Manager and The Mystery of the Disappearing Toilet
Occasionally, the ideal way to handle a negative review is with a heavy dose of wit. A Scottish hotel manager gained brief fame for his sharp comeback to a dismissive critique posted by guests from Dubai. Check out the full reply – including a brilliantly funny surprise toward the conclusion – right here.
12. Want to catch scabies during your upcoming trip to South Beach? This user knows just the spot.
Despite earning only one and a half stars and countless alarming reviews, the Boulevard Hotel on Ocean Drive in Miami Beach somehow remains operational. Chances are, its patrons aren’t paying attention to feedback like this. As the reviewer implies, the place might only suit those who are a) plotting murder-suicides, b) producing or consuming illicit substances, or c) hoping to contract contagious illnesses.
13. The meal costs $800 per person, but we’ll include heaps of condescension (plus a dash of insanity) at no extra charge – what do you think?
A server at the renowned French Laundry in Napa Valley reportedly held a grudge against a girlfriend getaway group from Southern California. Their supposed offense? Showing excessive excitement about their rare dining experience at one of the globe’s most celebrated restaurants. If accurate, this situation is…truly disheartening.
14. Basil was his name, and Fawlty Towers was the hotel, though your argument remains valid.
Typically, we’d approach a review like this with a healthy dose of skepticism, but the Georgian House hotel in Glasgow, Scotland has historically attracted its fair share of drama. Just last year, a manager was dismissed for posting hostile responses to dissatisfied guests—and there seem to be plenty of those. If nothing else, these unfortunate visitors got a taste of the wilderness, fresh from trekking in the Highlands. Let’s hope the park bench offered some small comfort.
15. Stunning photos, but not quite as attractive face-to-face, if you catch my drift?
Wait—seriously? Is this person for real? Who enters Yosemite National Park and isn’t utterly amazed by the stunning scenery? Even after traveling for four hours? This Phoenix visitor from 2013, for instance. Let’s hope they’ve since consulted a therapist to address that issue. Whatever it might be.
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