15 of the Funniest (and Most Bizarre) TripAdvisor Reviews You’ll Ever Read
Boasting over 200 million traveler reviews and growing, TripAdvisor remains as dynamic as ever, delivering a steady flow of fresh evaluations for hotels, dining spots, and attractions spanning from Anchorage to Auckland and almost every destination in between.
The platform isn’t only valuable for travelers planning visits to unfamiliar destinations. It also serves—almost covertly—as an excellent source of amusement. Whether it’s laugh-out-loud one-star critiques of the Taj Mahal or terrifying accounts of disastrous stays at poorly rated hotels, shared by users so others can avoid them, these are some of the most surprising, amusing (or downright shocking) TripAdvisor reviews ever posted.
Seriously, Rosetta Stone. Just lying there like that doesn’t exactly spark enthusiasm in anyone.
2. Is it necessary to revisit the definition of the term “park” again?
This dude clearly had zero interest in Central Park. Not to sound like a smart aleck, but a simple search for “Central Park Helicopter Tour” pulls in over 6 million hits—just saying.
That behavior is totally unprofessional, Goofy! This tourist from Switzerland has less-than-pleasant recollections of her trip to Disney’s Magic Kingdom in Orlando. (And was she actually trying to say she “endured” it? Or did the meaning get lost in translation?) Also—does anybody recall which Epcot buffet served lasagna back in the 1980s? We need to avoid it if we ever time-travel to that era.
4. Hey, have you been introduced to Las Vegas? She’s a blast, though a bit noisy.
Dancing! Music! In Las Vegas? What are the chances? The TripAdvisor listings for Las Vegas hotels are filled with comments similar to this one from the Wynn. It hardly matters what the hotels advertise or their star ratings. The reality is, if you’re in Las Vegas hoping for a quiet night’s rest, you should steer clear of the Strip, especially on weekends.
5. Can you picture the servers at Peter Luger applauding and belting out “Happy Birthday” for visitors from Indiana? Neither can we.
This unhappy guest from the Midwest was far from satisfied with the nonexistent birthday perks at one of New York City’s most famously abrupt dining spots—Brooklyn’s Peter Luger. And let’s not forget the shock of encountering steak prepared…the right way…in a steakhouse…. It’s simply too much to handle.
6. So…similar to how the Pyramids are simply pyramids?
It began on such a positive note! Honestly—we deeply regret that you considered one of the globe’s top tourist spots to be somewhat overcrowded. Can’t help but wonder how this user would react to Times Square.
7. I’m certain Anne Frank also felt trapped in that confined space, dear.
Let’s check – the house museum where a girl hid inside a wall to avoid being found by the Nazis gives visitors a “claustrophobic” feeling. Is that accurate? You really couldn’t invent this!
It’s disappointing when a global marvel fails to meet the expectations of certain travelers from abroad. Similar to others, this reviewer disliked the Taj’s surroundings, almost blaming the monument for Agra’s faded charm. The critique also missed another common complaint: the interior feels dim, unsettling, and surprisingly underwhelming compared to its majestic exterior. Then again, isn’t that fitting for a mausoleum?
This man is undoubtedly fond of delivering compliment sandwiches, though admittedly, he might not fully grasp what a day at the beach truly involves. Stay just as you are, stunning Guam shoreline we hope to explore one day—even if you’re a bit overloaded with sand.
10. You know how in France, the locals insist on continuing to speak French no matter what?Rude.
First off, “random Australian person”? Absolutely brilliant title. Next, Parisians aren’t responsible for accommodating your complete lack of French. And finally, the system isn’t disorganized at all—the lines are clearly labeled. No need to speak the language. Maybe you should schedule an appointment with your eye doctor instead?
11. The Comical Hotel Manager and The Mystery of the Disappearing Toilet
Occasionally, the ideal way to handle a negative review is with a heavy dose of wit. A Scottish hotel manager gained brief fame for his sharp comeback to a casual critique posted by guests from Dubai. Check out the full reply—including a brilliantly unexpected twist toward the conclusion—right here.
12. Want to take scabies home as a souvenir from your South Beach trip? This user knows just the spot.
Despite earning only one and a half stars and countless shocking reviews, the Boulevard Hotel on Ocean Drive in Miami Beach somehow remains operational. Chances are, its patrons aren’t paying attention to feedback like this. As the reviewer implies, the place might only suit those who are a) planning murder-suicides, b) producing or using illicit substances, or c) hoping to contract contagious illnesses.
13. The meal costs $800 per person, but we’ll include heaps of patronizing attitude (plus a dash of insanity) at no extra charge – what do you think?
A staff member at the renowned French Laundry in Napa Valley reportedly held a grudge against a group of women from Southern California celebrating a girls’ trip. Their supposed offense? Showing excessive excitement over their rare opportunity to dine at one of the globe’s most acclaimed eateries. If accurate, the situation is…truly disheartening.
14. The man’s name was Basil, and the establishment was called Fawlty Towers, though your argument still stands.
Typically, we’d approach a review like this with a hefty dose of skepticism, but the Georgian House hotel in Glasgow, Scotland has a history of attracting its fair share of drama. Just last year, a manager was dismissed for posting hostile responses to dissatisfied guests—and there seem to be no shortage of those. If nothing else, these unfortunate visitors got a taste of adventure, fresh from trekking the Highlands. Here’s hoping the park bench offered some semblance of comfort.
15. Great photos, but not as attractive in real life, you know what I mean?
Wait—seriously? Is this person for real? Who visits Yosemite National Park and isn’t utterly amazed by the stunning scenery? Even after traveling for four hours? This Phoenix user, who went there in 2013. Let’s hope they’ve since talked to a therapist to sort that out. Whatever “that” might be.
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